"The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!" Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting: He also saw the young man jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Ottawa. When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man. Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. I lived in downtown Ottawa and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city."
"Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked: When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
Everytime they lose, he lies down and cried his eyes out." His friend says, "That's incredible. The man said, "My dog watches all the Maple Leafs games on TV. The boy replies "Because they dont beat anyone!" "why would you want to live with them?" he asks.
The boy replies "The Toronto Maple Leafs." The judge is puzzled. So the judge says "Ok, you can go live with your dad then." the child replies "No! he beats me every night as well! i dont want to live with him!" and the judge replies "Well if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?". "No! she beats me every night i dont want to live with her!". "Would you like to live with your mother?" the judge asks. His parents are divorcing and the judge is asking him which parent he would like to live with. but they're worth re-reading.Ī child stands in court before a judge. Some of you may have heard some of these. Here's some great jokes I recieved in an e-mail today.
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